The Republic of Gerbil Kriopia is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning llama population. The hard-working population of 6.975 billion Gerbil Kriopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Gerbil Kriopian economy, worth 305 trillion salts a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,776 salts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gerbil Kriopia's national animal is the llama, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gerbil Kriopia is ranked 138,295^th in the world and 275^th in Refugia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.